Executive Decision Maker

This is a loving tribute to the "Executive Decision Maker" that was so popular in the 70s.

Push the button, watch the lights flash, and listen to the electronic beeps as the Executive Decision Maker decides what you should do.
More modern than a Magic 8 Ball, smaller and faster than a Ouija board, and not nearly as confusing as financial reports!

Let the Executive Decision Maker make all your important business decisions!
Imagine the envious looks youll receive from your co-workers when you let the Executive Decision Maker decide the direction your company should take!

(Phoenix Rising Services is not responsible for any decisions made because of advice received from the Executive Decision Maker. It is intended only as an amusement device and in no way should be consulted for serious advice. DUH!)